"PLEASE, Mr. Bush! Don't call me names! I'll do whatever you say! PLEASE don't try to make me look bad when I make yet another [failed] bid for the presidency in 2004! Fuck the Democrats! Fuck the people! If you want a war, I'll give you one! I'd NEVER go against you, Sir! I promise!
... now, that was 100 shares of Exxon after Iraq falls, and I get to be minority leader again after I help you guys take back the senate in the mid-terms, right?"